NY Liposuction

Open up the papers and get ready to be bowled over by the ads for NY liposuction centers. Who said that New York doesn't suck in the summertime? The NY Liposuction specialists are going at it whole hog. It kinda makes you wonder. ... does anyone keep track of the gross tonnage removed by liposuction in NY every year? I'd reckon that number must be on the rise.

I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't bother to cross the NY border to find a doctor for a liposuction procedure. Nope, if I were going to get it done, I'd probably get it done right here. Not that I'd consider getting it done, mind you. I think the whole thing is pretty scary. I only know one person that has gone through liposuction. Now I'm not naming names, but this person has easily gained more weight after the surgery then she lost via. Talk about scary. You should hear the messages from the Thanksgiving Day parade people on her answering machine, asking how many ropes she'll require for this year's event.

"Bite the Big Apple," Mick sang. "Don't mind the maggots."

Did your favorite star get their liposuction done in New York, Beverly Hills, or abroad? Now that's the question ...